Nightclub at the Festive Flashers

run by Greenfinch Animal Party

Some neighbourhood banter

Received one evening through the letter box:

Response:-

Dear Neighbour SourPuss

We are in receipt and copy of letter dated 7th December from one Ebenezer Scrooge of Bracknell Forest Council regarding the display of flashing Christmas lights at 14 Greenfinch Close.

We have spoken to Mr Scrooge at length and invited him to discuss further last night with a friend of ours, and his, a Mr Marley. Mr Marley and Mr Scrooge met with GAP (Greenfinch Animals Party). GAP showed Mr Scrooge that, in fact, the flashing lights, although temporary until 12 days post Christmas Day, were performing a pubic service.

The winter time is a bad time for animals. They don’t get out much due to the inclement weather. So GAP was formed for the Christmas festivities. Each night, members of GAP meet at the “Nightclub at the Festive Flashers” (NAFF).

Various party animals can be seen at NAFF. Siblings “Sooty” and “Mitzi” (sp?) have been likened to Robbie Williams and Nicole Richie, flashing their ample charms underneath their expensive fur coats – disappearing into the bushes with “fast cats” like Paris “Rosie” Hilton from no’ 14. Mr Scrooge saw them all dancing until the small hours of the next day underneath the flashing tree that has become NAFF. Even Brer Fox and Thumper the Rabbit have been known to settle their differences and party the night away at NAFF. Youngsters “Tosca” and Milly” look on wistfully, but they are too classy for that sort of behaviour. Apparently “Sooty” got himself into a little trouble by throwing up on someone’s silver 4x4. Too much catnip-colada we think.

“Sooty” and “Mitzi” have told Mr Scrooge that their owners, Mrs E Wilkes and Mr L Wilkes, have been known to lock them up in the house after 4pm, but despite this curfew they know of a sneaky way out to enjoy all the NAFF fun. As one GAP member was heard to say – “there’s a lot of pussy around here!”

Mr Scrooge has given special dispensation to any form of NAFF in the area until 12 days after Christmas. Whilst we appreciate that this may cause concern for our neighbours, please be assured that GAP will thank you for it and that a public service is being fulfilled.

Notwithstanding the above, we would be happy to attend on 15th December, where we will hand over all compromising photos of Robbie “Sooty” Williams and Nicole “Mitzi” Richie in exchange for Christmas cheer, drinks and buffet.

A copy of the original letter from Mr. Scrooge can be seen on our personal website – www.cbhughes.com (honest!). Look under the menu item “NAFF”, where this response can also be viewed.

Regards



Donald and Ivana Trump
GAP founders and NAFF entrepreneurs